british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
this should not be as funny as it is
i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing
Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
When I first wake up in the morning, I am nothing but a Neanderthal. Any attempts to communicate with me will be met with a serious of grunts and guttural sounds.