I write for a life, not a living (yet)

bluewindsummer:

priorities

meme4u:

wizard logic

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

meme4u:

are we clear?

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

meme4u:

Team Rocket on Tinder

zorilious:

athenacykes:

i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing 

image

his best

gayfandomblog:

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

plain-sailing-weather:

When I first wake up in the morning, I am nothing but a Neanderthal. Any attempts to communicate with me will be met with a serious of grunts and guttural sounds.